Festival Fanatic Mugs

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Glastonbury: 'Paul McCartney's attracted some older visitors this year.'

"The forecast is good so we've had to ship it in."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'With this annoying sunshine, this is the only way to get the Glastonbury experience.'

Pesach Nightmares

'Hello darling, how was your music festival..?'

"Helium shortage."

Betty Ann in Cannes

"Yeah, it's just like being there!"

OCD Therapy group

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

'How was Glastonbury?' (Hippos).

Rock Festival

'I'm afraid it's fruit flies.'

Alcoholics Anon "It all started with a few million small sherries and mince pies..."

Indie Kid.

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

'Someday people will commemorate this moment with exhaustion, overindulgence, and rampant consumerism!'

Pre-Pesach Protests

Minnesota State Fair

Mardi Gras

"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Thank you for your service."

Firemen's New Year

Easter Island

Lithium Fair

Glastonbury 2022

Despite the advantage of being able to lay its own eggs, the Easter Platypus never achieved the popularity of the Easter Bunny.