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"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Glastonbury: 'Paul McCartney's attracted some older visitors this year.'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"The forecast is good so we've had to ship it in."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Pesach Nightmares

'With this annoying sunshine, this is the only way to get the Glastonbury experience.'

'Just look at me, doc. I'm a hard-boiled, multi-colored freak... a real basket case.'

"Helium shortage."

'Hello darling, how was your music festival..?'

'I'm afraid it's fruit flies.'

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

Minnesota State Fair

OCD Therapy group

Rock Festival

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

Pre-Pesach Protests

'Someday people will commemorate this moment with exhaustion, overindulgence, and rampant consumerism!'

Alcoholics Anon "It all started with a few million small sherries and mince pies..."

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Indie Kid.

"Yeah, it's just like being there!"

Betty Ann in Cannes

'How was Glastonbury?' (Hippos).

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."

"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Lithium Fair

Glastonbury 2022

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Johnny!! Oh, what have they done to you!?'

"So far I've gotten 2 bags of candy, 3 chocolate bars, and 5 bottles of sanitizer."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."