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"Well that explains your 'bargain price' tickets I suppose."

Shavuot - Like!

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'The Easter Bunny is getting more hits on his website than mine!'

"Okay babe - let's rock and roll."

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

Prize vegetables.

Glastonbury. After.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Face painting.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Southwark Fair.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Free Bird!"

Pearly King and Queen

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Liam Gallagher.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'