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Four Questions of the Seder

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

"Let's hope it doesn't rain!"

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Face painting.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Cimafunk

Southwark Fair.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Free Bird!"

Pearly King and Queen

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Liam Gallagher.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

The Running of the Brie

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Earth Mother