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What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Thanks and Giving

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

Native weight watchers.

'It better be good - we only eat once a month.'

Suicide by overeating.

Grateful for the previous four days of gifts, on the fifth day of Christmas, Wesley's true love cooked for him.

Hungry Creature

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"Separate checks, please."

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

Old Gizzards and Giblets

Prize vegetables.

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Southwark Fair.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'