Feast Enthusiast Prints

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Thanks And Giving.

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

The party is over.

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

"Our families fight so much during the holidays, even the wishbone is a bone of contention."

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

Belshazzer's Feast

"Thanksgiving is a celebration of life!"

"Remember, you said if you could eat all the Thanksgiving dinner you wanted, you would jog for three hours."

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Thanksgiving Nightmare

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

Michaelmas Day. The cheap tailor's goose provides himself with a shooting jacket and vest.

Overweight Man Talks to Servant Boy

Lesbian civil partnership.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Church Basement Foodie

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

Cheers

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

Festive squad

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'