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'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Thanks And Giving.

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

The party is over.

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

"Our families fight so much during the holidays, even the wishbone is a bone of contention."

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

Belshazzer's Feast

"Thanksgiving is a celebration of life!"

"Remember, you said if you could eat all the Thanksgiving dinner you wanted, you would jog for three hours."

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Thanksgiving Nightmare

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

Michaelmas Day. The cheap tailor's goose provides himself with a shooting jacket and vest.

Overweight Man Talks to Servant Boy

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

Lesbian civil partnership.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Church Basement Foodie

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

Cheers

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."