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'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Holiday Overkill.

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

You are what you eat

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

"The fire department ruined dinner."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

T is for Turkey

The holidays start earlier every year

Don't fly and text.

Thanks And Giving.

Santa slipping on the ice.

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked