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"It's our version of the doggy bag. Permit me to take it to madam's car."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Church Basement Foodie

"Regular service or affected?"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

You are what you eat

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

We'll pass on the entrees...

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"Will the gentleman want the saumon poché with or without his initials?"

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

T is for Turkey

Thanks And Giving.

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."

'Have you checked his books this month?'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

Christmas food.

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"