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'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Church Basement Foodie

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

Holiday Overkill.

You are what you eat

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

T is for Turkey

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"The fire department ruined dinner."

Thanks And Giving.

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'Have you checked his books this month?'

"Thanks Giving."

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

Christmas food.

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

"I love this time of year: She celebrates Hanukkah, he celebrates Christmas, and I celebrate all the holiday food that gets dropped off the plates."