Holiday Feast Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

You are what you eat

"I love this time of year: She celebrates Hanukkah, he celebrates Christmas, and I celebrate all the holiday food that gets dropped off the plates."

"We're here to fix the turkey."

T is for Turkey

Christmas food.

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

Stuffing the turkey.

Too much holiday blubber.

"The Christmas Roast is ready!"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Holiday Overkill.

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"The fire department ruined dinner."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Thanks Giving."

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

'I hope everyone likes ostrich.'

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

"Carrying around all that extra white meat isn't good for your health."

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

Little boy crying because has is too full for plum pudding

'Remember, you said if you could eat all the Thanksgiving dinner you wanted, you would jog for three hours.'

"It's always the same at this time of year..."

"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No madam, they're dead."