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"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Peacock with feathers reading 'Posh picnic'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Church Basement Foodie

"Regular service or affected?"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

You are what you eat

T is for Turkey

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

"The fire department ruined dinner."

Thanks And Giving.

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

"Thanks Giving."

Christmas food.

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"