Family Feast Lover T-Shirts

One drawback to owning a family restaurant is that you have to keep chasing away the orphans.

"Thanks Giving."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Michael, do your dinner."

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

You are what you eat

T is for Turkey

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

"The fire department ruined dinner."