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One drawback to owning a family restaurant is that you have to keep chasing away the orphans.

"Thanks Giving."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Michael, do your dinner."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

You are what you eat

T is for Turkey

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

Thanks And Giving.

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked