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"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

You are what you eat

"The fire department ruined dinner."

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

T is for Turkey

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

Thanks And Giving.

Christmas food.

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"Thanks Giving."

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"