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'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Chez Nous Menu

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"You've all been like a company to me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

'After you with the camouflage.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"