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Screen Time at the Dining Table

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"You've all been like a company to me."

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Michael, do your dinner."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"More aphorisms, please!"

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

"There are kids in this world who would love to have a working dinner with their parents."