Family Feast Enthusiasts Gifts

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

You are what you eat

T is for Turkey

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

Thanks And Giving.

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Christmas food.

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

"Thanks Giving."

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."