Feast Enthusiasts Gifts

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

Lesbian civil partnership.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Stuffing the turkey.

Cheers

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Maypole

Festive squad

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'