Feast Enthusiasts Pillows

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

Lesbian civil partnership.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Cheers

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

Festive squad

Maypole

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

Elf of the Month

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

December Fest

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'