Feast Aficionado Gifts

Turkey is disgruntled as the calendar turns to the Thanksgiving season.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Church Basement Foodie

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

King of Music.

Cat at Surprise Party.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Festive squad

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"Separate checks, please."

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

An expedition to get ice for the party.

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Champagne fountain.

You are what you eat