Feast Aficionado Gifts

Turkey is disgruntled as the calendar turns to the Thanksgiving season.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Church Basement Foodie

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

"I say we move on to dessert."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

King of Music.

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Festive squad

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Separate checks, please."

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

An expedition to get ice for the party.

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Champagne fountain.