Food Feast Aficionado Gifts

Church Basement Foodie

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

You are what you eat

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Mr. Guppy's entertainment

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

T is for Turkey

Thanks And Giving.

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

Turkey is disgruntled as the calendar turns to the Thanksgiving season.

'Have you checked his books this month?'

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

I love Ann - I love chip butties

Christmas food.