Festivity Aficionado Gifts

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'We, too, celebrate Hallowe'en.'

Building a snowman

Festive squad

Lesbian civil partnership.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Champagne

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Yo ho ho!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Cake

"I say we move on to dessert."

Cheers

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Merry Kissmas

Maypole

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."