Festivity Fanatic Gifts

Strike the harp and join the chorus!

'We now accept chip & pin.'

'Top floor, please.'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

Santa (Christmas Eve) "And where do you think you're going at this time of night?"

'I thought you understood when you took on the job there would be NO Christmas holidays'

'This year Rudolph's time and geography go sadly astray'

"I hope that isn't some sort of an omen, Dear!"

'Are you sure we don't migrate? About half the gang disappears around this time, every year.'

"We need to celebrate! Christmas is exactly 525 hours away!"

'... and now I'll blow out the candles!'

The three wise men and their friend Crazy Larry.

"180 million eggs, please."

Xmas knees up!

'So the Ice Age did start suddenly then.'

"Let's see if everyone likes having Christmas, New Year's Eve and Easter on the same day!"

Proof of vaccination required for entry - Santa

"Your birthday came at just the right time. I sprained my ankle this morning."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

"Of course I'm p****d! I just found out we're getting these things for our Christmas bonus!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Santa's landing crew.

'Are you crazy? -- You can't spam SANTA!'

Great Christmas Retail Sales

The arrival of 2013.

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

You're the Plum in my pudding!

Merry Christmas // Happy New Year

"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"

Glastonbury. After.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"