Festive Feast Aficionados Gifts

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers

Lesbian civil partnership.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Church Basement Foodie

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Holiday Overkill.

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

You are what you eat

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"The fire department ruined dinner."

T is for Turkey

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

Thanks And Giving.

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

Christmas food.

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."