Festive Feast Aficionados Gifts

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers

Lesbian civil partnership.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Church Basement Foodie

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Holiday Overkill.

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

You are what you eat

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

T is for Turkey

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

"The fire department ruined dinner."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Thanks And Giving.

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'Have you checked his books this month?'

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

Christmas food.

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

When is Thanksgiving officially over?