Holiday Feast Fanatic Gifts

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Holiday Overkill.

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"The fire department ruined dinner."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Ecstatic caravan

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

Christmas Pudding

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"Separate checks, please."

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

Holiday Overkill.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

You are what you eat

'Don't worry I'm sure the Easter bunny landed on his big fuzzy feet!'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

T is for Turkey

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

Christmas food.

Suicide by overeating.

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

'I hope everyone likes ostrich.'