Holiday Feasting Enthusiast Gifts

Holiday Overkill.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Roscoe's Great Escape

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Christmas Pudding

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

You are what you eat

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

T is for Turkey

"The fire department ruined dinner."

Christmas canape?

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

Christmas food.

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers

"I love this time of year: She celebrates Hanukkah, he celebrates Christmas, and I celebrate all the holiday food that gets dropped off the plates."

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."

"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No madam, they're dead."

"We're here to fix the turkey."

'Remember, you said if you could eat all the Thanksgiving dinner you wanted, you would jog for three hours.'