"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No madam, they're dead."
Holiday Food Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for your holiday food enthusiast? Our collection offers whimsical mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate culinary delights with a fun and festive twist. These playful designs are ideal for anyone who finds joy in the flavors and traditions of the season. Whether they love baking, cooking, or simply feasting, our products bring a touch of humor and warmth to their culinary passions.
Night of the Latkes
'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'
Panettone
'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'
Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.
'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'
"Anything but milk and cookies."
It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas
Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!
"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"
"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."
'We can always cook it one half at a time.'
"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."
'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'
Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System
Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house
Stuffing the turkey.
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'
'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'
Happy St Pancakes Day
'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'
"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"
"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"
'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'
"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"
"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"
They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!
Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.
With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).
Hot Chestnuts
Turkey Autopsy
Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.
"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."
Holiday Food Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Holiday Food Enthusiast Mugs
Discover our full range of holiday food enthusiast mugs—perfect for caffeine lovers and festive foodies alike. Click here to find the perfect mug for any occasion.
Holiday Food Enthusiast Pillows
Make their holiday decor pop with playful food-themed pillows. Browse our collection for cozy accents that celebrate festive flavors.
Holiday Food Enthusiast Prints
Bring joy to their walls with our delightful food cartoon prints. Ideal for brightening up kitchens and dining rooms during the holiday season.
Holiday Food Enthusiast T-Shirts
Looking for more fun? Explore our quirky t-shirts designed for culinary enthusiasts who love to wear their holiday humor with pride.