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"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No madam, they're dead."

Night of the Latkes

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Panettone

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

Happy St Pancakes Day

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Hot Chestnuts

Turkey Autopsy

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."