Holiday Meal Lover T-Shirts

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Chicken

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"God, I miss the old days!"

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Screen Time at the Dining Table

Holiday Overkill.

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

You are what you eat

Noah Cappe - Host of Carnival Eats

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

Turkey Decoy

T is for Turkey