Holiday Meal Lover T-Shirts

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Chicken

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"God, I miss the old days!"

Screen Time at the Dining Table

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Holiday Overkill.

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

You are what you eat

"Do I still have to sit at the kid's table?"

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

Noah Cappe - Host of Carnival Eats

T is for Turkey