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Bless this Turkey...

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Stuffing the turkey.

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Champagne Charlie.

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Home for the Holidays

"Michael, do your dinner."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

Holiday Overkill.

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Spinach Dating.

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

'Happy New Year!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

You are what you eat

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

'How is everything at this table?'

'How can you hate something you've never tried?!'