Holiday Dinner Lover Pillows

Bless this Turkey...

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Champagne Charlie.

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Michael, do your dinner."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Spinach Dating.

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

Holiday Overkill.

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Happy New Year!'

You are what you eat

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

'How is everything at this table?'

T is for Turkey

'How can you hate something you've never tried?!'