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'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

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"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Stuffing the turkey.

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

Christmas Canapes

Home for the Holidays

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Chicken

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Not...one...drop.'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

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