Holiday Dinner Pro Gifts

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Stuffing the turkey.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Not...one...drop.'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Christmas Canapes

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Chicken

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"