Holiday Dinner Gifts

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

Uncles of the Holidays

"Honey, this fruitcake is fantastic!" "Empty plate here! Gimme some more!" "That's because I replaced the candied cherries and nutmeg with lithium and Prozac!" "You gonna eat the rest of that?!"

Prayer to Share

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

"Do I still have to sit at the kid's table?"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

Stuffing the turkey.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Chicken

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Home for the Holidays

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Suddenly, the line went dead.