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Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the heat and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

"Tia Carmen is working hard to make Thanksgiving dinner extra special for you two. I've never seen her do this...for anybody! It goes against every traditional bone in her body! I hope you appreciate her sacrifice."

Turkey sandwiches.

'Go to the butcher and have him send the large goose which has enough cholesterol to do them all in,to the Cratchits.'

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Stuffing the turkey.

'Do you have a diet plan that allows me to eat turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes and pumpkin pie?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

"For Thanksgiving, I'm making a giant pot of arroz con pollo!"

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

"And lead us not unto temptation, but shield us from all the yummy looking desserts."

"When it comes to turkeys, Grandma, you sure know your stuffing."

"I've already plucked and stuffed the Christmas turkey."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'I hope everyone likes ostrich.'

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Stuffing the turkey.

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Turkey Operation

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

"Thanksgiving must be really important. It's the only time Mom buys something too big for the microwave."

"Good heavens! She cooked Uncle Henry!"

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Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'