Holiday Dining Gifts

'We didn't prepare the goose, Mr. Scrooge. Since we've become veggies, it's porridge for all.'

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Chicken

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.