Holiday Dining Gifts

'We didn't prepare the goose, Mr. Scrooge. Since we've become veggies, it's porridge for all.'

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Chicken

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Home for the Holidays

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.