Holiday Eating Gifts

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Chicken

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Holiday Overkill.

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

You are what you eat