Holiday Cooking Gifts

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No madam, they're dead."

Cranberry Quandary

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'You idiot! I said don't forget to thaw the turkey!'

Hamburger HelperSanta Helper.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"It's a fruitcake, not a catchall."

"What am I going to do with all this leftover turkey?"

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Turkey Autopsy

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Stuffing the turkey.

Santa's wash day.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

The other days of the year...

Everything for a buck.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

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