"I ask you to do one thing..."
Holiday Cook Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for the holiday cook in your life? Our creative collection features amusing and kindhearted items that celebrate their passion for festive cooking. Whether they love to bake, roast, or experiment in the kitchen, our unique gifts will add a sprinkle of joy to their holiday preparations. Find clever mugs, playful t-shirts, cozy pillows, and artistic prints that highlight their love for holiday culinary adventures, making every season merrier and brighter.
I love Sprouts
#Thanksgiving #Nofilter
Halloween may be a little different this year.
Panettone
Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.
'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'
Turkey Autopsy
It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas
"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."
'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'
'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'
'I hope you all like stuffing.'
"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."
"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."
Stuffing the turkey.
"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."
Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house
Santa's wash day.
'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'
I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.
They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!
With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).
The other days of the year...
Everything for a buck.
Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.
Making Christmas Pudding.
"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."
Chicken
"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"
'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'
Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i
"Don't even think about it."
"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."
"Tis the season to be jolly!"
Holiday Cook Gifts Collection
Holiday Cook Mugs
Explore our collection of holiday cook mugs—funny, thoughtful, and perfect for making their seasonal beverage moments special.
Holiday Cook Pillows
Add a cozy touch with our holiday-themed pillows, perfect for the kitchen or lounge of any festive cook.
Holiday Cook Prints
Brighten up their culinary space with our holiday-inspired prints—beautiful designs celebrating their love for seasonal cooking.
Holiday Cook T-Shirts
Check out our festive t-shirts for holiday cooks—lighthearted designs that add joy and humor to their culinary adventures.