Holiday Culinary Artist Gifts

Christmas canape?

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Claus 2.0

The wonderful world of cheese.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Pi Ala Mode.

High security Santa's grotto

Night of the Latkes

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

That one has all the batteries!

Children's Feast.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Hiding the electronics.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Ninja bread men"

Wok. Don't Wok.