Holiday Artist Gifts

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Santa Van Claus

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Claus 2.0

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Night of the Latkes

High security Santa's grotto

That one has all the batteries!

Hiding the electronics.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Happy Easter

"Ninja bread men"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Non-Denominational Carols

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Fish snorkling above water.

'Now it fits.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.