Holiday Animator Gifts

"It's safe to open the door. They're singing Christmas-carol parodies."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

If nobody had invented graphics

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Filet minion

"Walt Disney on ice."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Camping-Pong

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'See you in two weeks!'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"Happy Birthday!"

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Octopus on Keys.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

'The penguin is upset...'

"Disney will flip!"