'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'
Holiday Gastronaut Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates the adventurous foodie in your life? Our holiday gastronaut collection features witty, creative products that toast to their passion for discovering new flavors. Perfect for those who find joy in culinary exploration, these gifts combine humor and imagination, making mealtime a fun and inspiring experience. Whether for a seasoned chef or a curious kitchen explorer, find the ideal present that sparks their passion this holiday season.
Panettone
Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.
It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas
Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."
Stuffing the turkey.
Ethnic food springing out of a menu.
With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).
"Are you outta your gourd?!!"
"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."
"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."
Making Christmas Pudding.
"Tis the season to be jolly!"
'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'
Fuels paradise.
Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.
"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"
'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'
Turkey Sandwich anyone?
Holiday Overkill.
'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'
"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"
Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.
Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!
What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.
You are what you eat
"The fire department ruined dinner."
T is for Turkey
"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."
"You know what would compliment this meal? A nice vintage milk of magnesia"
Monday. Grab what you can for dinner. I'm shopping for Thanksgiving! Tuesday. I didn't pack your lunches. I'm fixing cranberry relish. Wednesday. Shoo! I'm making the pies! I know how the pilgrims felt. I'm starving!
Turkey Decoy
Huge Christmas Pudding
Holiday Gastronaut Gifts Collection
Holiday Gastronaut Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the holiday gastronaut—perfect for brightening their mornings with humor and culinary flair.
Holiday Gastronaut Pillows
Discover cozy pillows for the holiday gastronaut—bring humor and comfort into their culinary exploration space.
Holiday Gastronaut Prints
Browse our prints for the holiday gastronaut—artful designs that inspire their gastronomic adventures every day.
Holiday Gastronaut T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the holiday gastronaut—fun and inventive apparel that celebrates their passion for flavor-filled adventures.