Holiday Gastronaut Pillows

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

Panettone

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Making Christmas Pudding.

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Holiday Overkill.

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Fuels paradise.

You are what you eat

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Huge Christmas Pudding

"You know what would compliment this meal? A nice vintage milk of magnesia"

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

T is for Turkey

"The fire department ruined dinner."

Turkey Decoy

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'