Culinary Holiday Celebrant Pillows

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"Trick or treat?"

Roscoe's Great Escape

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Theatrical Christmas.

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

Holiday Overkill.

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

You are what you eat

Monday. Grab what you can for dinner. I'm shopping for Thanksgiving! Tuesday. I didn't pack your lunches. I'm fixing cranberry relish. Wednesday. Shoo! I'm making the pies! I know how the pilgrims felt. I'm starving!

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

T is for Turkey

Are we nearly there yet?

Turkey Decoy

Huge Christmas Pudding

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

"We met over the holidays."

'I'll celebrate Christmas in a supermarket and you?'