Holiday Culinary Scientist Pillows

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Culinary surgery.

'Hard or soft science?'

Studying String Cheese Theory

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

DNA Xmas.

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

'If that's the way he feels about chemistry, there's no harm done.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Huge Christmas Pudding

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'Common cold? We thought you said 'caramel corn!''

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

The Hardon Colander.

'I'll celebrate Christmas in a supermarket and you?'

"On the contrary, the way to a man's heart is through the superior vena cava."