Holiday Culinary Artist Pillows

Christmas canape?

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Ice Cream Surgeon

Claus 2.0

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Pi Ala Mode.

High security Santa's grotto

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Night of the Latkes

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Hiding the electronics.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Children's Feast.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Ninja bread men"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'