Holiday Cook Pillows

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#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Halloween may be a little different this year.

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Turkey Autopsy

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Santa's wash day.

Stuffing the turkey.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

The other days of the year...

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"Don't even think about it."

'I need to get away and unwind!'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Making Christmas Pudding.

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

Chicken

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'