Holiday Prep Pillows

Advent calendar of tasks in the run up to Christmas.

Christmas Tree Lights

Santa Claus's Mail

"First class, or with children?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Fight or Flight

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

Stuffing the turkey.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Santa's wash day.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

The other days of the year...

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."