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Holiday Preparation Pillows
Add a splash of holiday humor to your decor with our festive pillows. Perfect for relaxing during holiday prep or as a cozy gift that celebrates the season’s cheerful chaos.
"October? Already?"
Everything for a buck.
"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"
"Baldo and Gracie have cleaned their rooms...they've scrubbed the kitchen...and the bathroom is spotless. Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."
"Tell your men the retail holiday season starts right after Labor Day now."
'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'
"I think we were hung by the chimney without care."
'What?'
'It must be New Year's Day...there are Easter eggs in the shop windows.'
Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.
"Shopping! Baking! Wrapping! Shipping! Traffic! Cooking! Relatives! Double-Digit Weight Gain!. . ."
"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."
"Oh no! It's definitely time to take care of the Christmas gifts!"
"It's not 'too f**king early for Christmas' it's 'REALLY too f**king early for Christmas 26'."
"When do we get to the part where we figure out how many shopping days left until Christmas?"
Human Cull: People who tell you they finished their Christmas shopping in October.
'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'
"Of course it's going to fit!"
'Have you finished mending my coat!'
It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!
Judy was all about Christmas shopping...
The other days of the year...
'We won't be having this turkey until next Thanksgiving. It says 'thaw out for 1 year'.'
"Why didn't you just let the guy at the tree lot drill the hole?"
"I don't believe it! The shops are selling chirstmas decorations already."
'Only 251 shopping days till Christmas. . .'
Holiday Stress
Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house
Monday. Grab what you can for dinner. I'm shopping for Thanksgiving! Tuesday. I didn't pack your lunches. I'm fixing cranberry relish. Wednesday. Shoo! I'm making the pies! I know how the pilgrims felt. I'm starving!
We need an exit strategy.
Santa Claus's Mail
Airlines
"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"
Holiday Preparation Pillows Collection
Holiday Preparation Mugs
Explore our collection of holiday mugs to bring humor and warmth to your festive mornings. Perfect for coffee, cocoa, or holiday cheer in a cup.
Holiday Preparation Prints
Dress your walls with our holiday preparation prints. Witty, warm, and perfect for creating a joyful seasonal atmosphere in any home.
Holiday Preparation T-Shirts
Find Your perfect holiday prep t-shirt! Our collection offers fun and witty designs to keep spirits high during festive chores and celebrations.